_{I`M JUST A BIG HARD TOOL}

 I don’t know, can I take you out to dinner or something? Maybe just a conversation on the off chance that one of us says something interesting?

_{Edward Anthony Cullen // Breaking Dawn pt1} 

 _{HAPPY 27TH BIRTHDAY✗ROBERT PATTINSON}

I don’t have awkward moments. I have an awkward life, occasionally interrupted by normalcy

“Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.”

The Haunted Airman // Toby Jugg

—>Trollberto “Sometimes I just take my head out of my a$$!”

Breaking Dawn part 1 (extended scene)

Robert Pattinson // New Moon BTS

Trollberto ➪”Keep it in your pants”

Robert Pattinson // Twilight BTS

Robert Pattinson // Berlinale Bel Ami Premiere

Robert Pattinson // Cosmopolis Berlin Premiere